Hello everyone,
Here’s a hot sexy reminder of the dates I’ll be in YOUR town (well, maybe a nearby town) to screen Melt It!, our documentary film about what comedy should be. Each screening will be followed by a live Q&A with me and the director. Please come along to see how clever we’ve been.
DUNDEE
Sunday 12th July 2026, 2:30pm, DCA
Screening and live Q&A with self, Cartwright and PHILL JUPITUS. Tickets.
GLASGOW
Monday 13th July 2026, 8:20pm, Glasgow Film Theatre
Screening and live Q&A with self, Cartwright and GABRIEL FEATHERSTONE. Tickets.
SHEFFIELD
Wednesday 15th July, 7:30pm, Showroom Cinema
Screening and live Q&A with self and Cartwright. Tickets.
LIVERPOOL
Thursday 16th July 2026, 7pm, Hot Water Comedy Club
Screening and live Q&A with self and Cartwright. Tickets.
CARDIFF
Friday 17th July, 8pm, Chapter Arts
Screening and live Q&A with self, Cartwright and CHRIS EVANS (NOT THAT ONE). Tickets.
BIRMINGHAM
Saturday 18th July 2026, 7:30pm, Birmingham MAC Cinema
Screening and live Q&A with self and Cartwright. Tickets.
ST. LEONARDS-ON-SEA
Sunday 19th July 2026, 2pm, Kino-Teatr
Screening and live Q&A with self, Cartwright, EWAN MARSHALL and THE ICEMAN. Tickets.
EDINBURGH
Saturday 8th August, 2:30pm, Cameo Cinema
Festy screening and live Q&A with self, Cartwright and TBC. Tickets.
NORTH LONDON
Sunday 23rd August 2026, 7:30pm, The Bill Murray
Screening and live Q&A with self, Cartwright and TBC. Tickets.
KENDAL
Saturday 19th September 2026, 7:45pm, Brewery Arts Cinema
Screening and live Q&A with self, Cartwright and TBC. Tickets.
The Glad and the Betsey
As if a film tour weren’t enough, here’s two more things.
GLASGOW
Sunday 26th July 2026, 7pm, Glad Cafe.
I’m hosting the Q&A for Fergus Mitchell to celebrate ten years of his glorious Crossmylaff comedy club. TICKETS.
LONDON
Saturday 22nd August 2026, 2:30pm, The Betsey Trotwood.
I’m providing the voices of Derek Jarman and Samuel Pepys for Dickon Edwards’ salon about diaries. Victoria Redfern is bringing the Woolf. Travis Elborough hosts. FREE TICKETS.
New Escapologist
New Escapologist Issue 19 just dropped, as did a tenth-anniversary edition of Escape Everything!
Boooo0oooo0oks
My novel, Tether, can be seized upon here. 💛 It was described by Reggie Chamberlain-King, author of The Black Dreams, as “A very personal, very open, very moving book. I enjoyed it. But I was also thrilled that it was short.”
I also helped to publish Jesus My Boy by John Dowie, which now comes arrogantly recommended by one Mr. S. Lee of Stoke Newington.
That’s a lot of stuff you can buy to have a good time with and to help me to stay alive. So why am I still stoney broke? I swear, I don’t buy anything I can’t eat.
Recommendations
Recent reads include Charles Boyle’s Invisible Dogs (2025), Jarett Kobek’s Atta (not “ATTA” as some places stupidly have it, 2011), and Patrick Hamilton’s The Gorse Trilogy (1951-55). I’d recommend any of them, though if you haven’t read Hamilton before I’d start with Hangover Square or his famous film Rope.
I’m currently reading Life Among the Savages (1953), a charming memoir by Shirley Jackson. She once wrote this masterpiece opening paragraph to the world’s best story about a haunted house:
No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.
I’m also reading Lint by Steve Aylet, which is differently remarkable:
The play was made quite famous by a headline misprint in Variety reading OBSCENE PLAY ATTRACTS MASSIVE CROW.
You can see what I’m reading at any given moment here.
Twin Peaks Season 3 Episode 8, known as “Gotta Light?”, is deliciously weird and I was lucky enough to see it in the cinema recently. It can be watched independently of the rest of the series and can be watched (by design really) at home.
Physical Form
Surviving the heat wave in my short shorts last week with Laura and Samara at the Wyllieum in Greenock:
And then I got a tufty Stan “fright wig” Laurel haircut to help make me look as silly as possible for my first national film tour:
Please come and see the film! Buy tickets at the links above!
Don’t live in one of those towns? Make a pilgrimage! It’ll be worth it.
Much love,



